I’m Batman!

Ok, I’m not really Batman. My name is Bruce Renata, I’m a Brazilian girl. You have to know that some people are mine, but they don’t know this yet. For example, Tim Burton is my husband, Helena Bonham Carter is my wife and Alan Rickman my secret lover. Well, my personal life is agitated. If he were real, Bruce Wayne would be my ideal match. I love Batman, really addicted for him, since I’d nine years old and watched some cartoons. My favorite band is Arctic Monkeys. Even The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, Vampire Weekend, The Last Shadow Puppets and my Miles Kane. Now I’m in love with My Chemical Romance and The Beatles too. Favorite heroes: Batman, V for Vendetta, Rorschach and The Question. Yes, only heroes without superpowers. I don’t really like superpowers, people more possible and that have faults are more attractive for me in fictional series. AND I LOVE THE LORD OF THE RINGS!!! Samwise Gamgee, Peregrin Took, Meriadoc Brandybuck, Boromir, Elrond, Haldir, Saruman and Grima Wormetongue (Grima <3). I too love Narnia’s Chronicles, Edmund and Eustace are my favorite character. Movies: Lord of The Rings, Star Wars, The Lion King (LONG LIVE THE KING), Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Little Miss Sunshine, Fight Club, Sweeney Todd, Inception, Black Swan. And, well, all Tim Burton’s (except Alice, I hate that shit movie). Tv show, I’m addicted for Lost (Ben, Locke, Richard, Hurley, Desmond, Daniel, Ana Lucia), is eternal. I like The Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, The Office (both) and LOVEE BBB’S SHERLOCK. Animes, I watched a lot but now I sort of stopped. Death Note, Angel Sanctuary, Ouran High School Host Club, School Rumble, Hellsing, Battle Royale, Bleach, currently my favorites. I ever prefer the villains, I love the job of Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman (especially Sandman), absolutely in love with asexual detectives and sociopaths, I play Kingdom Hearts and I’m a girl.

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Black List of Wishes

Kill Bieber + paint my hair red + put a extended + A Shwatsonlock Kiss on the Serie + an “A” in math + Marry Bruce Wayne + divorce rorschach + TARDIS Party! + batmobile party + stop like Yoda speak + Learn How to Draw Well + make a tumblr + Hug Alan Rickman and Kill him Without Air + had sex with Tim Burton (ok, this is the only one fake :C) + Be Saved by V for Vendetta + a temporary permission to enter justice league + …and authority team + A cool nickname + a shit nickname + Got a Real Job + say hi to an alien + Go to Psychiatrist + buy the One Ring + see Sauron’s eye with it

About this Blog

This blog is for you if you walk into Mordor and say for a balrog that he shall not pass. If you light your saber and attack the troopers of empire, tried save a princess that was always in another castle or became locked in a mysterious island for years and don’t let anyone say what you can’t do. You’re in home if you knows who’s Wally West, and know that Star Wars and Star Trek aren’t the same thing – definitely not! And for all people speaking elvish, or using shirts nobody never understands and have so many posters in your room that don’t remember the color of the wall. If you spends what you have (sometimes, don’t have) in comic books and action figures that your friends call “dolls”, this blog is for you. You can stay if think bow ties are cool, if speak fluently in movies quotes. Finally, for all people who every time has to explain your jokes. You aren’t alone, dear jedi. This blog is for you too. Enjoy our cause and take a control.

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